Imminent Fate;

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Hi.

if earth is a rounded thing, then we are normal human beings. but earth is not rounded! it has jagged edges! so we are all not normal!

ok. i'm bored. and i'm gonna get damn bored during the holidays..

i will have nth to do during the holidays... except ispl which are meant for last minute..

escorted; - 12:32 PM;

Monday, November 02, 2009

okay. proper post.

just now one was just to release some of my gratitude to people..

Today was a really slack day..

Physics was just looking at experiments.. saw a familiar one.. rmb punitha brought it to us! and some of us even tried to put the finger in between! reminds me of the good old days..

SS- terrorism.. ahh.. crap that. who dun knw that? lol.

Geog- as usual. Boring. But i am tring to screw up his lessons.. lol. by saying alot of things.. linked to wad he says.. lol.

English-- FUN! the butter one.. I like! HAHA!

Maths. she wasnt here. tmr oso.. then mr.Q came in and gave us answers.

yea. Lunch. as usual. Mac. got a instant win. finally something useful! breakfast. lol.

i once again kope another book. I needed it. SS text. mine was lost.. yea..

HAHA! i think i post too much for today alrd! CIAO!

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The topic of today's post is how great the head the prefects, i.e. the teacher, is.

ohh... Look! the banners outside are NICE! with prefects' face! prefects are role models in the school! HELLA! lets follow in wadever they achieve or do! Lets see... Their studies can be taken in as an example! they have wonderful results, i'm not joking, which makes me envious.. i shall try my best to achieve that! YAY! next. they have a life! they stay back almost everyday in sch and can walk about right after flag rising! WOW! I love that!! and they always can come to class late and have a perfect excuse.. YAY!!!! ohh.. they also have to wear ties everyday! makes them look damn cool! WE normal students can only wear it ONCE per term. and if that term gt something happen, like the H1N1 thingy, then no need wear.. then i have worn my tie twice this year! WOW! HOW GREAT IS THAT!! they also have to tuck in. YEA! looks so smart! their results show! I wana learn from them.. oh.. and sepaking of banner, if only prefects are up there, that means that the prefects are the BEST that BBSS can offer to others.. thus, being the head of other CCAs is not as IMPORTANT as being a prefect. YAY once again!

Next... OBS! LOOK! only prefects from 3 express are chosen! WOW! then are those from NA and NT.. okay. i understand.. OBS are for student leaders right hor? hmm.. that dancing kid IS a student leader hor? hmm.. YEA! It must be. or else how/why is he going to obs?! AHA! lets see... Eswara is going.. Marcus is going.. well.. these two are the only ones i knw that are going for obs.. YEA! Eswara must go ma.. he is the HEAD of the students le.. if he dun go, who go? then marcus! he is going there to lend his HAIRS to others! YAY! lets see.. Air rifle has no student leaders... NCC.. Badminton... BasketBall.. yea.. so cool... i'm juz loving it how the teacher gives opp to people! eh? no. student leaders. EH? NO! prefects.. YAY!!

actually i want to go to obs and get the tee-shirt only. lol.

okay side tracked. lol. i knw i'm gonna piss alot of prefects off.. yea.. lol. but its fun to do this once in a while.. i need to learn the skills of being irritating without really doing anything from a really clever person.. apparently, it is top for its level in its school!

REplies to tags

Nabil- lol.. there are more such people out there?! say here leh.. haa.. since i doubt people would come here cuz its a place whr ppl gets easily offended... haa..

I really dun care if my post today had offended anyone out there. I knw the prefects had done a lot for us.. like needing ard 5-6 people to take down 1-2 late comers names.. and like planing for big events which most students dun take part in it. YEA! in the case of students taking part in it, students themselves will still have to re-plan for their events. ohh.. and they sit in for detention altho they are on time! so poor thing.. even my heart is crying for you..

this is a THANK YOU post to all prefects out there. THANKS FOR UR HARDWORK!

escorted; - 8:59 PM;

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween...

Trick or Treats??

haa..

okay. today was simply a total waste of time. i ate 4 lollies. all taken from the oceanic people.. :D

escorted; - 5:37 PM;

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Okay.. tmr is monday. and its a start of a new week. damn.

16 more days to my funeral..

ok... my results arent that fantastic.

must be me slacking too much..

okay. i think that the staircase shd put something like this..

on the 3rd floor, there will be a poster saying... Keep up the good work! you're halfway there!

on the 4th floor... almost there! hang on!

on the 5th floor... You have reached the end! congrats!

yea.. this will motivate ppl to want to climb 5 floors everyday...

damn. i'm only fans of 517 stuffs... and belongs to 72 groups on facebook...

my goal... to be fans of 1000 things and 500 groups!!

oh.. next year chinese will be taken by the infamous old virgin... this will motivate me to get an A for chinese O's.. no. not motivate. a must...

or else u will see my ordering fluorine and use it to displace her..

this is one of the wonders of chemistry..

physics has no wonders. only misery..

okay. i shall not talk about physics cuz i simply suck in it.

oh cheeseballs and nut crackers..

i'm gonna be bored in the holidays. i knew it.

ispl.. i shd have done my ss one..

chem was done in err.. less than 3 hours.. maybe lesser if i was doing at home.. lol..

next year.. busy year i think or so everyone says.. i wonder why..

oh.. must be bob the builder coming! Bob the builder can we fix it? bob the builder yes we can!

damn. i need to like more things on facebook too!!

oh. i wont post my results here. cuz it will spoil my image.

at least i passed chinese. okay. lol.

today seems like end of sec 2 choosing subj.. reminds me of the good old days..

HEEHEEHEE

i ought to play gunbound.

REplies to tags
Mabel- my life is average. :D
Caoqian- MAC! i dun eat burger king de. lol.
nabil- yea! lol.
YY- ok!

Ran shao ba. Ran shao ba! huo ba!!

escorted; - 5:16 PM;

Saturday, October 24, 2009

I read this from somewhr.. juz wanted to share to all.

MEMO TO ALL STAFF:

Dress Code:

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay rise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay rise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay rise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use:

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

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Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

escorted; - 10:52 AM;

Friday, October 23, 2009

this is a fun MV.

And i'm juz too lazy to blog. lol.

escorted; - 5:43 PM;

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

wow. too long nvr come and post already!

Today, I was talking to my friend on Facebook, and he was telling me that he wanted to ask me a question and that it may ruin our friendship. I was worried that a love confession was coming up, instead he asked, "Which do you like more, burger king or mcdonalds?" MLIA.
Today, I was watching television with my brother when an ad for Dick's Sporting Goods came on. My brother excitedly yelled out, "DICKS! I love Dicks!" He still does not get why I was laughing so hard. MLIA.
Today, I had to do a recording assignment for a language class. I was getting frustrated, so I finished the recording and sent it without playing it back. I listened to it just now, and you can clearly hear my father screaming at my brother to hide the body before Mom gets home. He was talking about a mouse, but my instructor doesn't know that. MLIA

some of the average things in life.. yea. I'm so screwed tmr. i'm gonna fail everything.. -.-

REplies to tags
csh- HI.
Ruien- better than your's.
Maya- awesome...
J.TXY- HI.

okay. will be staying back everyday to do robots.. yea.

escorted; - 11:12 PM;